A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call someone with custard in one ear and jelly in the other?
A: A trifle deaf.
Don’t blame me... got ‘em off ABC-TV’s morning news program.
Quiz time again
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Quiz time again
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call someone with custard in one ear and jelly in the other?
A: A trifle deaf.
Don’t blame me... got ‘em off ABC-TV’s morning news program.
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call someone with custard in one ear and jelly in the other?
A: A trifle deaf.
Don’t blame me... got ‘em off ABC-TV’s morning news program.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Quiz time again
How do you weigh a millenial ?
in Instagrams !
in Instagrams !
Vanishing Point, almost ready to vanish
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !
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Greynomad
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Re: Quiz time again
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Quiz time again
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Greynomad
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Re: Quiz time again
Read it again... it’s a rhetorical question! 
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Quiz time again
Read my reply again, it is an acknowledgment but says nothing because it was a rhetorical question
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves