A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about,he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick.....from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week
nurse's revenge
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nurse's revenge
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: nurse's revenge
OOOOoooooeeerrr!!
It hurts just thinking about it!!
It hurts just thinking about it!!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields