I realised we don't have blonde joke collection I thought i should start one.
This is from Casino John
A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realise it was a religious T-shirt.
I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front.''
The place for Blonde Jokes
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T1 Terry
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The place for Blonde Jokes
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Chuck
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Re: The place for Blonde Jokes
Luv it! The tits go... yeah OK.
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.
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aka Geriatric Gypsies.
2018 VW Tiguan.
White.
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T1 Terry
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CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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RussellB[SA]
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Re: The place for Blonde Jokes
My brothers blond girlfriend got upset one day when all the blonde jokes started flying around, she stood up and announced "not all dumbs are blond" and stormed out of the room.
They were left speechless for 30 seconds.
They were left speechless for 30 seconds.
Russell Barter from South Australia AKA "Death on Wheels"
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.