Anastacia Paluschzyk Annie Plasterboard The Queensland Premier has declared that AFL Football players are not contagious, disease-ridden Victorians like the rest of us.

That's why she's letting them leave the Covid-19 sewer that is Melbourne for sunnier climes in her state.
The rest of us pariahs are forbidden to approach within sneezing distance of her pure-as-the-driven-snow state.

Her argument is that they will be good for the state's economy.
So are hordes of Grey Nomads who have not been within cooee of the virus. But we don't count, do we.
