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Yet ANOTHER Bar Joke :-D

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A blonde walked into a bar...
Should have worn her glasses.
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Re: Yet ANOTHER Bar Joke :-D

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We don't allow faster than light particles in here, said the bartender.
Two neutrino walk into a bar.

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I saw that coming.... or did I?
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NANANANAAAAAAAAA
The Last I read TWO people walked (one way of saying it) Into a TVVVVVVVVV
aaaahh sorry Bruce!!! hahahahahahahahahahah :lol: :D :D :D :D :D
PS Not quit sure who was the blonde
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wayneP wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:07 pm NANANANAAAAAAAAA
The Last I read TWO people walked (one way of saying it) Into a TVVVVVVVVV
aaaahh sorry Bruce!!! hahahahahahahahahahah :lol: :D :D :D :D :D
PS Not quit sure who was the blonde
It wasn't a walk, more like a waltz :roll: After half a bottle of Dubliner Honey Whiskey, I was about as blonde as they come :lol:

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