Do you drink?

[Chuck]

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes.

Lady: How much a day?

Man: Three 6 packs.

Lady: How much per 6 pack?

Man: About $10.00.

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years.

Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which
puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800
correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

[Man]: Correct.

[b]Lady[/b]: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No.

Man: So where's your effing Ferrari then?