Lady was standing at the frozen food cabinets, looking for a turkey. Apparently she couldn’t find one big enough.
She stopped a passing employee and asked, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
Absolutely straight-faced, the lad replied, “No ma’am. They’re dead.”
When size DOES matter
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When size DOES matter
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields