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Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:00 pm
Q: Where is the best place to grow the ingredients for a Waldorf Salad?
A: In a Walled Off garden.
(Read it aloud…)
What, and get a groan from everyone within hearing distance
How do you get down of an elephants back?
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
(And you complain about my joke books! Dredged up this one from high school memories… 1960s!!!)
Actually, the Waldorf joke is a Greynomad original! Not from a joke book.
Prompted by SWMBO preparing a Waldorf salad to accompany our dinner. Amazingly, she laughed!! Not a Dad Joke.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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