Memories

[2foot6]

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[supersparky]

Ain't that the truth. The universal passion destroyer, a
wedding ring. Well, that's what some of my mates tell me anyway.

[BruceS]

If that doesn't work contact me as I know a guaranteed way that will work!! (unfortunately!)
haha (getting my sense of humor back?)

[Vik351]

Ain't that the truth. The universal passion destroyer, a
wedding ring. Well, that's what some of my mates tell me anyway.

JUST covered your arse there fella ...

vik...

[supersparky]

It's all good Vik.
My missus doesn't read this forum.

[T1 Terry]

Ain't that the truth. The universal passion destroyer, a
wedding ring. Well, that's what some of my mates tell me anyway.

Not sure if it's the wedding ring or that other sex drive killer, wedding cake

Love the one about a married bloke giving advice to a mate who was about to ask his girl if she would marry him. He shared wisdom his father had given him, " get a large jar and drop a marble in every time you have sex, right up until your wedding night, but don't tell the young lady what it is all about. The first night back from the honeymoon, put the jar on the bed side table in clear view of the wife, when she asks again what this ritual is all about, tell her it's a bet ...... the bet is, a marble in the jar for every time you have sex with your future wife before the wedding, then a marble out of the jar every time you have sex after the wedding .... not counting the honeymoon ...... if the wife still looks confused, the bet is I'll never empty the jar" ...... "wanna help me win the bet? "

So he went through the whole procedure and the punch line on the first night home after the honeymoon .... the wife got back out of bed, opened the window and threw the jar out onto the concrete path bellow, marbles scattered every where, she then turned back to the startled husband and announced " jars empty, you won the bet, now roll over and go to sleep"

T1 Terry