Eating well?

[BruceS]

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size
as kids... I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by Parliament House.'

'Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'

[jon_d]

Another oldie but a goodie. (been doing the rounds since about 2013!!!)

[Dot]

I remember some years ago when Lake Burley Griffin was awash with crap, even the fountain was showering crap, something went wrong with the sewer system, Would of been roughly in the 60's ??

[2foot6]

Dot,they may have fixed the sewer at the lake but another sewer problem has occurred at the big house in the hill for the last few years.

[T1 Terry]

Dot,they may have fixed the sewer at the lake but another problem has occurred at the big house in the hill for the last few years.

Are they hosing down the car park and it empties into the lake???

T1 Terry