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A little humour to begin your day
He’s hot and he’s single . . . He lives right across the street. I can see his house from my living room. My eyes were drawn to him as he pulled into his garage on his Harley this evening. 🏍 I was surprised when he then walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway, his sexy beard being blown around by the wind. 🧔🏽‍♂️ He knocked on my door . . . I rushed to open it. He looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I am so damn horny! I have this insane urge to go out, get drunk and have sex all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free . . . I have no plans at all!” Then he said, “Great! In that case, could you watch my dog?” 🐶😭
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