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Anniversary Joke

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As today happens to be our wedding anniversary, here's an appropriate tale for you:

Woman says to husband, "Why don't you treat me to dates like you did before we were married?"

So the following night he took her out to dinner, took her to the cinema & suffered through a chick-flick, had late-night drinks at a bar...
then dropped her at her mother's house & went home.

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Joke book Ray ?
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happy anniversary to you and Joy :D
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Happy Anniversary Ray & Joy, you both must have been bad buggers when you were young, you both received a life sentence with no parole ;) :lol:

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Belated Happy anniversary to Joy and yourself Ray. I hope that you both had a lovely day together. :D
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