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Not Happy!

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I was out driving the other day when the car in front stopped unexpectedly.
I rear-ended it.
The driver opened his door and stepped out. He was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, “I am NOT HAPPY!”

I said, “Then which one are you?”

I hope to be discharged from hospital tomorrow, but my knees still hurt.
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Re: Not Happy!

Post by supersparky »

Thanks Ray. That's given me the laugh I needed. :lol: :lol:
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