Kiwi Prostate

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Kiwi Prostate

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Wiremu, a Kiwi, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,
So he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
That he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the
Only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
Advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around
The corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
Opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate
Suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,
"those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
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If that one was much older Dottie, it would have been recorded in stone ;) :lol:
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T1 Terry wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 9:12 pm If that one was much older Dottie, it would have been recorded in stone ;) :lol:
Yeah I know but it is funny . You need a laugh you old fart.
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Here's one that old it's written in stone

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Hey Dot that was a good one cheers Robert
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RobertNotBob wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 9:58 pm Hey Dot that was a good one cheers Robert
When is your op please Robert?
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