Don't miss the P.S. at the end
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident with the F-150 when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake, while I was talking on my cell phone.
The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari.
I missed our bikes.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind heart personality, you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife. XXOOXXOO!
P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.
She is pregnant.
Sorry Dear
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Dot
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Re: Sorry Dear
I could have done better 
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Re: Sorry Dear
I would have to wonder if the accident occurred before or after the wife got the phone call from the girlfriend. 
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Re: Sorry Dear
P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.
She is pregnant.
Maybe should have read
PS: It was your girlfriend who phoned
Said she's pregnant
She is pregnant.
Maybe should have read
PS: It was your girlfriend who phoned
Said she's pregnant
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