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Post by Greynomad »

I dropped into a cafe for a quick meal.
As I was about to tuck into it, a woman walked past carrying a salad.
She stopped and said, “You know a cow died so you could have that burger.”
I replied, “If you weren’t eating its food it might have survived.”
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