Diet Planning

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Diet Planning

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Bob and his wife decided they both should lose a little weight, and planned a joint diet program.
His wife suggested that, to encourage them to stay on the diet, they should have a ‘cheat’ day once a week.
After the first week, Bob’s wife brought home a KFC Family Meal Deal.
Bob brought home his secretary.
He’s recovering in hospital, but still wonders if men will ever understand women.
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