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Three months ago I requested a book on clocks from the library.
I picked it up yesterday.
The Librarian said, “It’s about time!”




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Did you get a book of jokes that didn't make the cut for the Book of Crap Jokes Ray? :roll:
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Engineers in Asia have developed a car that runs on Parsley.

They’re now working on developing a bus and a train that run on Thyme.


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