I introduced Kelly and Megs, then asked what his dogs were called.
He replied, “Calvin and Klein.”
“Isn’t that a brand of underwear?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said, “They’re boxers.”
Dog walking
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Greynomad
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Dog walking
I was out walking our two greyhound girls when I met a man also walking two dogs.
I introduced Kelly and Megs, then asked what his dogs were called.
He replied, “Calvin and Klein.”
“Isn’t that a brand of underwear?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said, “They’re boxers.”
I introduced Kelly and Megs, then asked what his dogs were called.
He replied, “Calvin and Klein.”
“Isn’t that a brand of underwear?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said, “They’re boxers.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Dog walking
Very good Ray. At least that one is funny.
Cheers
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Re: Dog walking
Lady takes her pedigree dog to the vet because it has a mucky discharge from it's ears. The vet keeps the dog over night so they can remove the thick hair from inside the ears ..... and the vet recommends regular use of hair remover rubbed inside the dog's ears and then wiped out with a clean damp cloth to stop the condition from returning.
The lady goes to the Chemist buy some Veet, and the Chemist, always trying to offer good advice tells her not to use a deodorant for a few days on her under arms .....
She replies, it's not for my under arms ... immediately he recommends not to leave it very long on her top lip or it will become red and sore .....
The woman is getting a bit irate by this stage and tells him it's not for removing facial hair ... He then recommends using baby oil on her legs immediately after use .......
Quite fed up by now, the woman says, if you must know it is for my Schnauzer, quick as flash he replies, best stay off the bicycle for a week or so ......
T1 Terry
The lady goes to the Chemist buy some Veet, and the Chemist, always trying to offer good advice tells her not to use a deodorant for a few days on her under arms .....
She replies, it's not for my under arms ... immediately he recommends not to leave it very long on her top lip or it will become red and sore .....
The woman is getting a bit irate by this stage and tells him it's not for removing facial hair ... He then recommends using baby oil on her legs immediately after use .......
Quite fed up by now, the woman says, if you must know it is for my Schnauzer, quick as flash he replies, best stay off the bicycle for a week or so ......
T1 Terry
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