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A Successful Businessman
by brett&kat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:11 pm
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second...
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Last post by brett&kat Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:11 pm
Irishman's First Drink With His Son
by Dot » Sun May 31, 2015 5:49 pm
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While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
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Ha Ha HA, good one Dot . I was wondering what that kids problem was. Should have just stuck the dummy in it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun May 31, 2015 6:02 pm
The cat
by brett&kat » Sun May 31, 2015 8:58 am
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. As soon as she arrived...
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Last post by brett&kat Sun May 31, 2015 8:58 am
Why you should not have a coockoo clock
by homeless » Wed May 27, 2015 7:21 am
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This is from a married woman who should know better.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 30, 2015 5:10 pm
Little old lady
by brett&kat » Wed May 27, 2015 3:24 pm
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 30, 2015 3:51 pm
Getting Married
by Dot » Sat May 30, 2015 12:00 pm
Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to
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Last post by Dot Sat May 30, 2015 12:00 pm
The Importance Of Walking
by Dot » Thu May 28, 2015 2:43 pm
Walking can add minutes to your life.
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Last post by Dot Thu May 28, 2015 2:43 pm
Farmers son
by brett&kat » Wed May 13, 2015 9:14 am
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A farmer gets a phone call from his son. I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive. Shoot it, says the farmer, and then bury...
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Oh dear...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue May 26, 2015 8:14 pm
3 years in....
by brett&kat » Sun May 24, 2015 9:15 pm
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I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what...
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I bet the Viagra got more use than the treadmill.... everyone knows a treadmill will not arouse an erotic response unless a young wafer thin gymnast...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun May 24, 2015 9:46 pm
make ya bed
by brett&kat » Sun May 24, 2015 9:26 pm
Great logic :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by brett&kat Sun May 24, 2015 9:26 pm
the engagement
by Dot » Sat May 23, 2015 6:39 pm
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in
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Last post by Dot Sat May 23, 2015 6:39 pm
Japanese sex
by Dot » Thu May 21, 2015 8:39 pm
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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
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Pushardo pusharda :)
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Last post by Dot Sat May 23, 2015 11:30 am
drought
by brett&kat » Wed May 20, 2015 1:03 pm
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Last post by brett&kat Wed May 20, 2015 1:03 pm
Mistake?
by T1 Terry » Sun May 17, 2015 7:31 pm
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There are few of them, I'll try to post them as I remember them, but please add your ones to the list. This one to start it off:
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But isn't that human nature?
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Last post by JCT Sun May 17, 2015 7:58 pm
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Last post by brett&kat Sun May 17, 2015 2:09 pm
sex therapist
by brett&kat » Sat May 16, 2015 8:45 am
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, What can I do for you?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: An oldie but a goodie.
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Last post by supersparky Sat May 16, 2015 6:28 pm
He said to me....
by brett&kat » Sat May 16, 2015 8:33 am
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
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Last post by brett&kat Sat May 16, 2015 8:33 am
Happy wife......
by brett&kat » Tue May 12, 2015 9:22 pm
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A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says,
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No, No, No, I ain't going near that one :)
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Last post by norman Wed May 13, 2015 4:11 pm
Cardiologist Funeral
by brett&kat » Mon May 11, 2015 8:23 pm
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CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL.
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No wonder the Dunny Diver was silent!
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Last post by SteveW Tue May 12, 2015 9:58 am
Blonde painting
by Dot » Sat May 09, 2015 4:28 pm
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
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Last post by Dot Sat May 09, 2015 4:28 pm
Blonde in church
by Dot » Wed May 06, 2015 7:12 pm
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, Someone in this
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OK. A Pastor, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Chief Justice walk into a bar ................ :lol: :lol:
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Last post by SteveW Thu May 07, 2015 4:51 pm
the miracle
by Dot » Wed May 06, 2015 7:20 pm
One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops In front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away...
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Last post by Dot Wed May 06, 2015 7:20 pm
Ballerina in pub (a bit naughty)
by Dot » Mon May 04, 2015 3:36 pm
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in Tasmania
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Even Margaret had a laugh at that one and it takes a lot to get Margaret to laugh at a joke :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue May 05, 2015 10:51 pm
Skiing trip
by Dot » Mon May 04, 2015 3:40 pm
Jack decided to go skiing with his mate, Bob
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Last post by Dot Mon May 04, 2015 3:40 pm
A Birthday gift
by Dot » Mon May 04, 2015 3:38 pm
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a...
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Last post by Dot Mon May 04, 2015 3:38 pm
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