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Sex On Mars
by Dot » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:41 pm
The year is 2222, and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent Flier miles.
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Family Gathering
by Dot » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:24 pm
(Thanks to Aussiegirl)
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Sex after surgery.
by Chuck » Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:02 pm
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A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, Jenny Maynard, had sued St Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery...
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YES :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:15 pm
Pissed Paddy.
by Chuck » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:12 pm
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Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy.
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Like that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:28 pm
Christmas Party
by Dot » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:52 am
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
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Last post by Dot Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:52 am
Paddy.
by Dot » Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:13 pm
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.
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Last post by Dot Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:13 pm
SOCIALISM
by Dot » Sat Oct 26, 2013 1:18 pm
SOCIALISM
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Headaches
by Dot » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:18 pm
Thanks to Aussiegirl. :D
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:18 pm
New Species Discovered
by bellett65 » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:48 pm
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They are referred to as homoslackass-erectus created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper...
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How about the judges in the court system?
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:40 pm
The good life...
by Chuck » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:08 pm
Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:08 pm
golf
by pop's coaster54 » Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:49 pm
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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And then the fight started :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:53 pm
Why old men can't get hired...
by Chuck » Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:43 am
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Human Resources Manager : What is your greatest weakness?
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And ever so true :D
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:10 pm
Sweet Little Poem
by Dot » Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:59 pm
A fart is a pleasant thing...
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:59 pm
Fatherly advice isn't always the best
by T1 Terry » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:34 am
On the eve of his wedding the groom’s father takes him aside to share some words of wisdom as he saw it.
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:34 am
A Women's Poem
by aussiegirl » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:37 pm
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He didn't like the casserole
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Ahhh... the secret to a happy marriage at last :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:18 am
And Then The Fight Started.
by Dot » Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:05 pm
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> My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
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Bought the daughter an I-Pod for her birthday, she thought I was the greatest
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:14 am
Aussie Men's Humour
by aussiegirl » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:38 pm
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell
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Jenny, If I responded to this post I could get myself in so much trouble. So I won't. I'll just have a laugh later when no-one is looking :lol: :lol:...
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Last post by supersparky Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:51 pm
How Children Perceive Their Grandparents
by Dot » Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:01 pm
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before..
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:01 pm
Sensitive Australian Males
by Dot » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:59 pm
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:59 pm
Psychiatrists Vs Bartenders
by Dot » Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:58 pm
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
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Some nice lateral thinking :)
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Last post by graynomad Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:34 am
Walking down the aisle...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:12 am
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I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me...
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ha ha, forwarded to my missus :)
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Last post by graynomad Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:43 am
Little Johnnie's breakfast...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:38 am
Little Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:38 am
PARAPROSDOKIANS
by Dot » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:20 pm
They are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, or phrase, is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.]
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:20 pm
Glasgow Cop
by jacko » Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:33 pm
London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
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Last post by jacko Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:33 pm
Curtain Rods & Divorce
by Dot » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm
He spent the first day packing his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm
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