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Sign of the Times
by Greynomad » Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:52 pm
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Bet there are people who say they don’t have enough hands to count that many… 🙄
That's why they always take a friend shopping with them, then...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:25 am
For the petrol heads
by 2foot6 » Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:23 pm
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Found this on the net somewhere, would make a good motorhome. :D
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:57 pm
Nicknames, I reckon there are some great ones out there
by T1 Terry » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:16 pm
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From another forum, but worth using to kickstart a new thread
Wicket Keeper - puts on gloves and stands back
Harvey Norman - 3 years no interest...
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A progressive one earned by one of the workshop crew, where I worked for a short while in a Ford dealership, was skinny the poo His name was Wolfgang...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:19 am
Language please
by Greynomad » Tue Aug 30, 2022 10:32 am
Teacher: Debbie, can you make a sentence using the word ‘contagious’?
Debbie: “Our neighbour is painting his house using a 2” paintbrush. My dad...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 30, 2022 10:32 am
Aim high!!!
by Greynomad » Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:35 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:35 pm
Dinosaurs
by Greynomad » Sat Aug 20, 2022 4:57 pm
WHY DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 20, 2022 4:57 pm
Poor bouncer!
by BruceS » Thu Aug 18, 2022 7:45 pm
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ouch!!
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:o :shock: :roll: :evil: :) :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Aug 18, 2022 8:32 pm
parents these days
by Dot » Mon Aug 15, 2022 12:08 pm
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Nailed it Dot. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Mon Aug 15, 2022 1:08 pm
One quiet day
by Dot » Sat Aug 06, 2022 8:27 pm
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One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap .
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife...
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Good one Dot. :lol: One of the many variations of the age old story...... :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Aug 06, 2022 8:54 pm
Sign of the times
by Dot » Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:34 pm
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I just got back from shopping and I have to share this! I found myself behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He had his hands full...
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:o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Fri Aug 05, 2022 10:32 pm
Oldie
by 2foot6 » Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:17 pm
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Last post by 2foot6 Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:17 pm
Pain full
by 2foot6 » Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:51 pm
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Brings tears to my eyes...................... 295466156_3211884679058374_408728078245840098_n.jpg
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But she’s got her legs crossed… 🤔
That pic is after, as you can tell by the man carrot :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Aug 02, 2022 5:38 pm
Fixing a problem
by 2foot6 » Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:55 am
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And they said KEEP THE WIRING SIMPLE 6232_291657_520000003.jpg
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T1,
In a similar vein…
Our headlight flasher Failed To Proceed a few years back.
Took Girt to a Townsville auto electrician.
He removed the...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jul 31, 2022 9:17 pm
Crappy letters
by 2foot6 » Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:55 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jul 31, 2022 9:06 pm
Mind your language when fixing your motorhome
by 2foot6 » Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:37 pm
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I don't swear, so I'm safe?
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Too PC for me up there. I would ask for a coon cheese sandwich for supper :lol: :twisted:
Ian had you in mind with this one ... ;)
Shove...
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:28 pm
Mosquito Trap
by 2foot6 » Thu Jul 21, 2022 4:35 pm
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Rita (SWMBO) has come up with a great idea for getting rid of the mozzie 293953049_467894638507898_6018187484714521984_n.jpg
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I’ll ask to have a capacitor included…
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:03 pm
Reporters reporting
by Dot » Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:41 pm
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A biker is passing the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries...
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Obviously the journalist was trained by Rupert Murdoch before switching to the Age. 😜
You have PM
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:44 pm
This was a real book (BEST Joke in History)
by Dot » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:12 pm
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This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for
girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK. So goodnight don't have nightmares 😂...
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How do you think Olive Oil stayed an extra virgin ;) :lol:
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:17 pm
Restaurant experience
by Dot » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:05 pm
Finally got a table at a restaurant, lovely place ordered a starter the waiter served it to us I noticed he had his thumb in the food, sod it wasn't...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:05 pm
A childs perspective
by 2foot6 » Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:20 pm
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David ,I don't think they are softening me up, that's already been done .The only two that concerned me are peeing on the electric fence as I did...
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Last post by 2foot6 Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:43 pm
Strawberries?
by BruceS » Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:51 am
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I used to love strawberries!
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good one
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Last post by Dot Sun Jul 24, 2022 12:55 pm
Cranky Vet
by Dot » Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:22 pm
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I agreed to look after my mates bitch that was ‘in heat’, & thought I could keep my male dog away from her. Anyhow when I went to sleep I heard awful...
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tanks here---
Dot, I just read your Cranky Vet joke and I am laughing so much I can't go to sleep.
Keith.
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Last post by Keith Morris Fri Jul 22, 2022 8:38 pm
Pussy Porn
by Dot » Thu Jul 21, 2022 7:18 pm
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Just a short note. Most porn does involve pussy in one way or another. :lol: :lol:
ron
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Last post by Noggins Fri Jul 22, 2022 11:19 am
Bowser towelling
by 2foot6 » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:32 pm
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Feel free to wipe away
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Too late !
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Last post by Busman Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:17 am
Eating well?
by BruceS » Tue Jul 19, 2022 12:19 pm
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand...
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Dot,they may have fixed the sewer at the lake but another problem has occurred at the big house in the hill for the last few years. :D
Are they...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:50 am
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