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Mothers concern
by Dot » Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:37 pm
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the...
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How do we know the daughter was in fact a daughter? Remember the song A boy named Sue
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:39 pm
bananas
by BruceS » Wed Mar 30, 2022 2:04 pm
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hehe.... I love it!!
bananas.jpg
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There should be a couple of them on the market soon. I saw a report recently that they have the one owned by Putin blocked away in a harbour...
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Last post by supersparky Thu Mar 31, 2022 10:46 am
Electricianing 101
by Greynomad » Wed Mar 30, 2022 12:34 pm
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This is a Short Circuit:
E4369074-AA58-4FE1-9224-84FD81775768.jpeg
This is a Closed Circuit, as used with security cameras:...
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Maybe it is impersonating a pollie with their head up their butt.??
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Last post by supersparky Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:39 pm
Raisin Bread
by Dot » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:33 pm
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A bakery owner hires a gorgeous young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and no panties.
One day a young man enters the...
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Jon,
I hope they are nice, round buns…
😜🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 29, 2022 9:43 am
Stupid question
by Greynomad » Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:02 am
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Bloke goes into Bunnings and asks the kid behind the counter for twenty 2x4s.
Kid asks, “How long do you need them?”
Bloke replies, “Quite a while....
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One of the parts guys at our local Repco in Wollongong often tells the story of a young Asian doctor who came in and asked for the price on a new...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Mar 16, 2022 12:11 pm
A Big Question
by Greynomad » Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:00 pm
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Q: Where is the best place to grow the ingredients for a Waldorf Salad?
A: In a Walled Off garden.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(Read it aloud…) :roll:
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Q: What’s the poorest town in Australia?
A: Broke.
😁
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:38 pm
God and Adam
by Dot » Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:53 pm
One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the world. Adam , he said, you can start by...
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Last post by Dot Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:53 pm
Modern Times
by Greynomad » Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:26 am
Toon-Something like it... 1.jpeg
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:26 am
Yard sale
by Dot » Tue Feb 22, 2022 7:27 pm
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the...
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:oops:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:55 pm
Drugs and prison
by Dot » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:40 pm
Two young men were appearing in Court before a Judge, both charged with ‘Drug Possession’.
The Judge was in a particularly good mood on that day and...
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:40 pm
baby snake
by Dot » Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:16 pm
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A baby Eastern Brown Snake went to his Dad and said:-
“Hey Dad, is my venom very poisonous?”
“It sure is poisonous“ said Dad. “Our venom is the most...
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Like that one LOL
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Last post by Brett Sat Feb 12, 2022 10:54 pm
Lizard love
by Dot » Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:51 pm
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Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
“He’s...
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Haven't heard that one for ages Dottie, thanks for the memory refresh :lol: Love the tag line about paying attention in class 8-)
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:47 pm
mouse plague, check your food
by Dot » Tue Feb 08, 2022 3:08 pm
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mouse plague.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o
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Good one Dot. Just for a moment, I thought you were serious. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:14 pm
Religious Nags
by Dot » Mon Feb 07, 2022 3:37 pm
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🐴
A punter was at the Horse Races *playing the ponies* and was ALL but losing his shirt' ...
He noticed a Priest step out onto the track , and...
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Mick and Paddy were at the greyhounds, betting heavily and loosing every time. The last race iscoming up and Mick turns to Paddy, I've been watching...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Feb 07, 2022 5:13 pm
Joke in TRAINing
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:15 pm
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Q: What sort of food do they serve on a railway dining car?
A: Anything you choo-choose.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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What was the message from the train to the sleepers?
Clackerty Clack, clackerty clack :D
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Feb 03, 2022 12:56 pm
Walking in the dog park
by Dot » Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:23 pm
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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman...
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It was a Tooheys New ad many yrs back, but with two blokes out walking the dogs, the punch line was, Give that man a New .....
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:33 am
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:53 pm
Sunday special=== Holy Prostitutes
by Dot » Sun Jan 23, 2022 1:24 pm
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF...
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Love it Heard it many years ago but had forgotten it
Sent from my SM-A515F using Tapatalk
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Last post by Helen Grose Mon Jan 24, 2022 3:39 pm
Army life (??? rude)
by Dot » Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:01 pm
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army.jpg
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Oooooo, Dottie!
You’ve done it this time.
Send yourself a letter!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jan 19, 2022 8:59 am
Latest Joker jokes
by T1 Terry » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:40 am
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Joker at the airport.jpg
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1.jpg
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Last post by 2foot6 Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:43 pm
court in session
by Dot » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:27 pm
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asked, What are the grounds for your divorce?
She replied, About four acres and a...
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:27 pm
I'm a celeb get me out of here
by Dot » Mon Jan 10, 2022 10:05 pm
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I'm a celeb.jpg
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Should have posted that one in the Joker jokes section Dottie :lol:
Move it please, I have forgotten how (like lots of other things) :lol:...
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 11, 2022 4:41 pm
hello sailor
by Dot » Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:43 pm
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Sailor #3: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir! (points to sailor #4)
Sailor #2: So would I, sir.
Sailor #5: I see.
Sailor #4: Well that's settled...
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Exactly :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 07, 2022 10:49 am
G's mew look
by Dot » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:26 pm
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I thought G man would like to try a wig/ toupee on but he said NO so I thought up a way to let him see how he would look . Do you want to see the end...
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MMMM Black and curly Dot!!!!! :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops:
So, you are dying the not so short and curlies Dottie? :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:25 pm
Blonde again
by Dot » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:31 pm
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Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, Are you two sisters? They chuckle and reply, No, we aren't even Catholic.
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Ooooooo, Dottie!
God’ll get ya for that…
:shock:
No she won't, I got it from her :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:20 am
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