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Colonectomy
by Greynomad » Sat Mar 22, 2025 8:34 pm
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Dr: “We have your test results back.”
Man: “Is it serious, Doctor?”
Dr: “I’m afraid we’ll have to remove your colon immediately.”
Man “Why?”...
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I agree with Dot, can’t see anything funny 🤔🤣
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Last post by Shirley Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:31 pm
Nurse joke
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 24, 2025 7:52 pm
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One from the Son-&-Heir:
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A stool sample :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 24, 2025 8:13 pm
Traffic stop
by Greynomad » Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:16 pm
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SWMBO was caught knitting while driving.
The copper drew alongside and yelled, “Pull over!”
SWMBO responded, “No, officer. Just a scarf.” :? :lol:
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Did he offer to jumper :roll:
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 24, 2025 12:48 am
Owls
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:53 pm
Did you know that Peruvian Owls hunt in pairs?
They’re Inca hoots.
😩
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:53 pm
Children
by Greynomad » Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:12 pm
Dad: Your mother and I were talking. We’d like another child.
Son: Great! I would love to have a brother or sister.
Dad: That’s not what we meant.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:12 pm
She said she'd leave me
by T1 Terry » Wed Mar 19, 2025 8:28 pm
I heard about this guy who drank a lot and his wife said If you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you . He went out to a pub and drank a...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Mar 19, 2025 8:28 pm
Proof!!
by Greynomad » Fri Mar 14, 2025 2:02 pm
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Everyone knows that Marvin comes from Mars. :lol:
Didn't know he was a selfie hog though.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Mar 14, 2025 5:09 pm
Knock knock joke
by Greynomad » Thu Mar 13, 2025 11:34 pm
I wish I had come up with this one!!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Mar 13, 2025 11:34 pm
Can rattlers
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:11 pm
I was walking down town t’other day when a bloke shoved a can under my nose, shook it so I’d hear there were coins in it and said, “Dr Barnardo’s...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:11 pm
Marriage Counselling
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 11, 2025 4:01 pm
Counsellor:
Your wife says you never buy her flowers.
Husband:
To be honest, I never knew she sold them.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 11, 2025 4:01 pm
Timely
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 10, 2025 10:01 pm
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Three months ago I requested a book on clocks from the library.
I picked it up yesterday.
The Librarian said, “It’s about time!”
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Engineers in Asia have developed a car that runs on Parsley.
They’re now working on developing a bus and a train that run on Thyme.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 11, 2025 3:32 pm
Yet Another Irish Joke
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 10, 2025 9:55 pm
Murphy went into his local butcher’s shop and asked for an oxtail.
Sean the butcher said, “Certainly sir. Once upon a time there was an ox…”
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 10, 2025 9:55 pm
Love cleaning?
by BruceS » Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:57 pm
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Yesterday, my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen.
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I'm putting the cockroach...
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It’s called “brand loyalty”.
Major manufacturers rely on it.
My SiL refuses to shop at ALDI, “because you don’t know what you’re buying”.
Virtually...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Mar 07, 2025 12:43 pm
foxy question
by BruceS » Thu Mar 06, 2025 11:12 am
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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me.
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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me.
I guess it's...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:37 pm
Booklover
by Greynomad » Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:12 am
I’m reading a book about two insects that fall in love in Italy.
It’s a Rome-ants novel.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:12 am
Golf joke
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 26, 2025 11:35 pm
Three golf clubs went into a bar.
The putter ordered a whiskey.
The wedge ordered a light beer
The third club said, “Just water for me, please....
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Feb 26, 2025 11:35 pm
Diet Planning
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 25, 2025 11:17 pm
Bob and his wife decided they both should lose a little weight, and planned a joint diet program.
His wife suggested that, to encourage them to stay...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 25, 2025 11:17 pm
Past Presidents…
by Greynomad » Thu Feb 20, 2025 9:48 pm
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I guess we’ll just have to leave them alone in the house to chew the legs off the table, p*ss on the nice carpet and wreck the rest of the...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Feb 20, 2025 10:59 pm
Relaxing
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 19, 2025 9:09 pm
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After a busy day, I decided to relax and unwind with some rum & raisin cake, gluten free.
Umm, it’s also raisin-free…
And cake-free.
OK, it’s a...
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After a busy day, I decided to relax and unwind with some rum & raisin cake, gluten free.
Umm, it’s also raisin-free…
And cake-free.
OK, it’s a...
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Last post by supersparky Wed Feb 19, 2025 9:19 pm
If it fits, it fits!!
by BruceS » Wed Feb 05, 2025 1:31 pm
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ouch! Touchy!
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Way back when the women never wore undies, just lifted the skirts and drips and drops in the corner, smelly bunch they was. :shock: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 09, 2025 10:11 pm
alcohol challenge.
by BruceS » Mon Feb 03, 2025 9:18 am
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Open to everyone!!
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I think I've had all nighters where the 28th seemed to go on for ever and I'm sure I didn't touch a drop of alcohol until that was over .... would...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Feb 03, 2025 10:21 am
Historical photo
by Greynomad » Sat Jan 25, 2025 10:42 pm
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In 1976 I was still watching Bathurst on my 12” ‘portable’ B&W TV.
It was a Swedish-designed thing — very up-to-date looking — with a built-in...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Feb 01, 2025 9:50 pm
nuts
by Dot » Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:46 pm
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:46 pm
Most forum members very soon
by Dot » Thu Jan 23, 2025 7:28 pm
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Waddya mean soon. :lol: :lol:
I was trying to be polite :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 24, 2025 8:40 pm
Welcome (oldie but a goodie)
by Dot » Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:15 pm
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Smile.
A Chinese man moved to Australia after years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a small piece of land near Mt Isa. Soon after, his friendly...
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But ain’t that the truth!!
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(Reckon it should be part of the Citizenship Test!)
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:29 pm
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