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Dave and his new gun
by Dot » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:20 am
Dave was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon...
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:20 am
Pastor's teeth
by Dot » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:02 pm
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:02 pm
Smart dog
by Dot » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:54 pm
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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $15 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please.
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That is SO good. I'll be sharing for sure.
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Last post by Grandad Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:53 am
Reasonable question...
by Greynomad » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:27 am
I’ll never forget the look on the checkout chick’s face as she scanned the birdseed packet and I asked her,
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:27 am
Warning
by 2foot6 » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:00 pm
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If you are in a motorhome tonight,think about this..
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If the Kombi doesn't swell up like that, the enclosed space will either take you out or the co pilot will :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:43 pm
Irish Maths
by Greynomad » Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:43 pm
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An Irishman was applying for a job.
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to be sure to be sure :o :) :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:37 pm
The best thing done for our country
by native pepper » Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:32 am
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Not sure if this should be in the joke section, or fantasy section. But it was in the joke section of a site I visit, it's not a forum but has a joke...
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We can't even follow the simple rules during this Pandemic so how on earth will our leaders lower any emissions??
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:40 pm
WARNING!! Christmas Cracker joke ahead.
by Greynomad » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:32 pm
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Q: Who gives presents to our dogs & cats?
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Q. What’s the absolute bestest Christmas present?
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:50 pm
Wrong End
by Greynomad » Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:00 pm
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A man was bored at work, home life was becoming hum-drum, and he seemed to be on an endless treadmill, going nowhere.
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Hmm,hat's don't work for me,guess I will have to stand upside down. :D
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Last post by 2foot6 Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:04 am
Crumpled $20
by Dot » Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:00 pm
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His wife asked Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?
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Now that's a $hit of a question... ;)
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Last post by Chuck Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:22 am
three wishes
by Dot » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:45 pm
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An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.
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Probably not, if he still purrs in her ear and sits on her lap, she'll be happy. If she's that good looking, she won't have any problems getting...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:06 pm
Pam Ayres ode to Corona Virus
by Dot » Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:12 pm
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tanks here---Dot
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Last post by Keith Morris Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:41 am
Peggy Sue
by Dot » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:20 pm
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Last post by Dot Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:20 pm
Highway Hell
by Greynomad » Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:55 pm
Elderly gent is driving on the freeway when his car-connected phone rings.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:55 pm
Scotsman or NZ
by pet-els » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:37 pm
Sheep Farmer
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Last post by pet-els Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:37 pm
firing squad
by Dot » Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:30 am
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Scomo PM, Gladys of NSW, and Dangerous Dan from Victoria were set to face a firing squad in a small central Australian Town.
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How good are firing squads
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Nov 03, 2020 1:14 pm
Cat Meme
by T1 Terry » Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:04 am
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Saw this on another forum and thought I'd share it here
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Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Last post by Coolabah1au Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:11 am
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Last post by 2foot6 Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:39 pm
A Warning Ignored...
by Greynomad » Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:56 am
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If this one doesn't bring you to tears of laughter, let me know. I'll pray that you get a sense of humour!
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She's going to regret that on Boxing Day.
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Last post by jon_d Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:45 am
Yet ANOTHER Bar Joke :-D
by Greynomad » Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:46 pm
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A blonde walked into a bar...
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NANANANAAAAAAAAA
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:58 pm
Ray the chicken.
by Dot » Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:16 pm
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Old one but a good one
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Dottie,
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:44 pm
Chemistry
by Greynomad » Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:30 am
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I tell bad chemistry jokes...
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The answer I expected.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:54 pm
CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!
by Greynomad » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:59 am
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CAUTION!!
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Yes Ray and it got a few but worth the laugh.
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Last post by RobertNotBob Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:54 pm
Maths Joke
by Greynomad » Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:47 pm
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Pi Piper.jpeg
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Looks like an instrument of math disruption .......
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:33 pm
Another “Bar” joke... (‘Yet’ another?)
by Greynomad » Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:43 pm
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One for the grammarians among us:
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I invoke Rule 6!
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Last post by SteveW Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:11 am
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