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South Carolina...
by Chuck » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:57 am
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The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the...
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Hmmmmmmm not one of your best Chuck :D :D
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:29 pm
Tennessee...
by Chuck » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:55 am
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-40.
The trooper asked, “Got any ID?”
The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-40.
The trooper asked, “Got any ID?”
The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
What was Donald doing...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:04 am
Catholic horses & protestant punters
by Chuck » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:35 am
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CATHOLIC HORSES
A punter was at the horse races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt.
He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and...
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Paddy and Mic are at the greyhound racing and not doing well at all. Paddy turns to Mic and says I've noticed a pattern with the winner of every race...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:06 pm
Telephone survey
by Dot » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:04 pm
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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:-
Would you please give your honest opinion...
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I used to answer City Morgue
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:22 pm
Retirement is different for everyone :)
by Dot » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:09 pm
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Retirement is different for everyone
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn
were six old ladies,...
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Ha Ha Ha, I've seen that movie. :roll: :idea: :roll: :idea: :lol: :idea: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:40 pm
The Note...
by Chuck » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:05 am
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Note on the Fridge
I came home from the golf course today.
The wife had left a note on the refrigerator:
IT'S NOT WORKING,
I can't take it...
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Well no,not really. It was the speedway. But that's another story.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:38 pm
Speeding fines
by Dot » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:33 pm
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> Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his...
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'NUDIST COLONY'
>
> 'Slow down and watch for chicks!
That will definately work. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:35 pm
Confucius says
by Dot » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:56 pm
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It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence....
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A skilled man with no workshop is a total pain in the a$$ to all skilled men with workshops.
Confucius say missing tool is probably in neighbours...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:32 am
A Nice Poem... sorta..
by Chuck » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:16 am
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A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be...
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Not the poem as much as the phantom fart ;)
Yeah... problem is getting the Ph correct to start with. :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:11 am
Bagpipe player
by Dot » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:39 pm
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Very moving.....
I love this story. Lay down whatever is bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.
Time is like a river....
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Yep, got me... :lol: :P :D
And I used to put the mongrel things in... ;)
vik... but never like that...!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Vik351 Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:05 pm
Not available in supermarkets!
by Dot » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:42 pm
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.”
The...
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Very clever i like that
Helen
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Last post by Helen Grose Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:02 am
Flying
by Dot » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:08 pm
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered...
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:lol: Just forwarded to pilot brother in law!
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Last post by GoinBush Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:41 am
Theatre seats for seniors
by Dot » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:00 am
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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,...
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Hahahahaha snort!
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Last post by GoinBush Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:21 am
New Government Bathroom Legislation
by Dot » Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:45 pm
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Could be the main subject in Canberra’s next Question Time! Imagine the Speaker or the President of The Senate trying to maintain order!
There are...
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Then we'll have the males lining up as well as the females.
George
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Last post by Newcastle George Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:37 pm
The new nudist.
by supersparky » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:20 pm
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This may or may not apply to some of our members.
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony….
On his first day there he takes off his clothes...
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B...uuuuuuuuuurrrpppppppppppp :)
Need a gob stopper there mate...??? :o :shock: :?
vik... :oops:
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:04 pm
Seenager
by Dot » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:05 pm
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I just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I...
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Have to agree with all of that. ;)
Same here... the only thing missing is good health... :(
But ya learn to cope and say ahh or ooph every time...
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:10 pm
The Fly Moral
by Dot » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:25 pm
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There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.
Since it had been hours since her...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:31 am
what now
by Dot » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:20 pm
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what now.gif
Achmed has arrived with his 70 virgins, Now what? :lol: The disadvantages of a belt bomb :lol:
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No use to anyone then is he?
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:09 pm
Running nude
by Dot » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:44 am
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she...
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Thank God for Dottles, a joke!! Good one.
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Last post by GoinBush Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:56 pm
Chuck, we are overdue!
by GoinBush » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:49 pm
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For one of your gags :D
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As I getem so I postem...
Searching...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:01 am
Blonde goes to Heaven
by Dot » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:07 pm
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An Aussie blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St
Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.
'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But...
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:D :D :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:51 am
Adoption questions...
by Chuck » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:30 am
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(... a bobk special.)
A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.
The social workers there raised doubts about their...
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Snort!!!
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Last post by GoinBush Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:29 pm
The Private Part
by Dot » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:49 pm
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One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace....
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You are one sick perverted woman :lol: :lol: :lol:
cheers Phil
:mrgreen:
Got that right Phil and that's why you love me x :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:47 pm
Marriage... plus!
by Chuck » Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:52 am
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Judy married Ted; they had thirteen healthy children.
Sadly Ted died.
She married again, and she & Bob had seven more lovely children.
Bob was...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:57 pm
For Kombi owners ...
by Vik351 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:31 pm
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We have these tumble weeds in SA too... :o
vik...
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Them's fighten words, everyone knows there is enough oil under a kombi to allow anything to slide straight through :lol:
Yea, all the oil thats...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:13 am
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