Thought for Today

[Shirley]

Guess thought for the day has been diet for the last few days.

[supersparky]

Good one Shirley.

[T1 Terry]

Well, if I knew how to, I would have done so the other day.
As you well know Terry, sometimes things just kinda get unintentionally hijacked. It just how forums work.
At least people can have a discussion about things here, without fear of the whole thread or post just vaporising into thin air.

I'm serious Dave, would you like to become a moderator? Comes complete with a "don't care you're caught in the middle, just sort it the way I want" package, no pay and more work than you thought possible
Not that bad really, but another hand behind the scenes would be a real benefit. Dottie gets bamboozled once you get into the behind the scenes mechanics, I'm flat-out just getting this motorhome in shape and poor Bruce wants to get on with his life, he has already taken on the task of keeping hackers etc off the forum which is greatly appreciated.
And Margaret just said "I don't want anything to do with the ***** thing"

T1 Terry

[Greynomad]

SPEAKING OF DIETS …

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I didn’t know Swedish fish were dangerous.

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Didn’t know apples could be dangerous, either.

[Greynomad]

AND WHEN IT COMES TO MODERATORS…

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[Greynomad]

Did you know that death is the leading cause of fatalities in Australia?

[Greynomad]

Universal truth:
If you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

[T1 Terry]

Universal truth:
If you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

Then there is the alternate universe theory.
The basis of this theory is there is hole between the two universes in either the washing machine or dryer, that cupboard or drawer that always seems to have something you've seen before or what you are looking for clearly isn't there anymore. There are various "portals" around the workshop and work area where that thing you just had have vanished, only to return when you are looking for something else in a highly unlikely place ....... Has anyone experience any of these symptoms that could support this theory?

Now think about the poor bugga in that alternate universe. He has a drawer full of socks he's never seen before, the same issue with that cupboard or drawer and projects and tools he knows nothing about fill his workshop benches. The only way he can get anything done is to put each of these things away in the spot he would put them, and within a few days, they have disappeared .....

T1 Terry

[Noggins]

My theory is that there are holes in local space that control time.
These holes in space seem to attach themselves to you, I think relevant to age, and as you get older you can have quite a collection of them right next to you.
You put something down and it enters this hole in space, you can't find it now because it has either shifted forward or backward in time.
Then sometime later when you have given up all hope of ever finding the lost object, usually after purchasing a replacement, it suddenly exits the local time-shifting hole in space and re-appears, just where you left it.
The solution might be when AI finally evolves enough, after an AI appliance has been through the time warp and logged all the data, I'm hoping I can get an explanation.


Ron

[BernieQ2]

Ron if my scan meter turns up through your "hole ," can you please post it back to me
Bernie.