Joke...

[norman]

A Kiwi ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small outback town and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting
his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aussie, 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Aussie: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi gitt.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Aussie: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this bloke your owner?' (pointing at the Aussie)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Aussie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the Aussie)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to
protect me from the Elements.'

Aussie: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Aussie: (in a panic) 'Now hang on there, better leave him alone. That sheep's a flamin' liar..'

[T1 Terry]

Hmmm..... I seem to remember a similar joke, but the roles of the Aussie and the Kiwi were swapped.... made it even funnier cause you had to decipher what it was the kiwi said

[supersparky]

Hmmm..... I seem to remember a similar joke, but the roles of the Aussie and the Kiwi were swapped.... made it even funnier cause you had to decipher what it was the kiwi said

Yep, That was the same version I heard.