Info for you older men.

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
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Understood.
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Funny part of this joke is the fact that once the poor chap got 'entangled' he would have also experienced the (extreme) violence (stimulation?) as what she was experiencing!!!
I think it's all a storm in a teacup......... let's all play nice in the sandpit folks. I've yet to ban anyone & I don't wish to start now.
One of the reasons this forum was born was because mods elsewhere did & could ban those they didn't appreciate, at their whim.
Jim I think you can appreciate that even I have read many posts here that I don't agree with, or even slightly offend me, but I, like many others bite our tongues so as to not start a back-and-forth episode like has happened here?
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BruceS wrote:Funny part of this joke is the fact that once the poor chap got 'entangled' he would have also experienced the (extreme) violence (stimulation?) as what she was experiencing!!!
I think it's all a storm in a teacup......... let's all play nice in the sandpit folks. I've yet to ban anyone & I don't wish to start now.
One of the reasons this forum was born was because mods elsewhere did & could ban those they didn't appreciate, at their whim.
Jim I think you can appreciate that even I have read many posts here that I don't agree with, or even slightly offend me, but I, like many others bite our tongues so as to not start a back-and-forth episode like has happened here?


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Very good comeback Jim......... so I'll give you a holiday for a week. Happy with that?
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If to be a good man is to lose ones sense of humour, I'm staying a baddie !!
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At the risk of continuing an already overdone argument, please consider the following:
1. You find a ten dollar note blowing along on the footpath. Do you a. put in your pocket and consider it good luck, or b. take it to the police station and report finding it?
2. You inadvertantly take home a biro from work. Do you a. put it beside the phone or chuck it in the kitchen drawer, or b. take it back to work and report yourself to the boss and make an apology?
3. You go to your grandchild's sports day and take photos of the kids in sport. Are you a. recording memories, or b. are you indulging in paedophilic behavior?
4. You tell an ironic story in the form of a joke. Are you a. laughing at life, or b. promoting negative activity?
It seems to me that it's all a matter of scale, and perhaps that is what is wrong with the negative comments about the original post, ie, no scale has been applied. And if you have ever a, found a ten dollar note, b taken a biro home, c taken photos of your grandkids among their peers, or d, laughed at a slightly risque or improper joke and not berated yourself and/or carried out the healing actions above, you would be seen as a hypocrite would you not. And you may expect to be taken to task for a holier than thou attitude. It is time to step back.
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Wow guilty on all counts plus heaps more and more on top of those :) I am a naughty person but I admit it :) :)
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It's not picking up a biro and taking it home.

The joke was about a man meeting a girl in the park by chance, pulling out a taser and raping her; and then saying, "hey this is a good idea".

Some may think it's funny, I didn't. (I don't think I'd laugh if it happened to someone I knew.)

I did laugh at the Irish joke.
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I'm with you, Jon.

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Men get raped in prison by other men as well as women being raped by women. We all know when wrong is wrong, thing is most of us don't do these things. Now can we please get off this subject ? it is boring and I have to go and practice my new craft :)
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