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Placing blame where it belongs
by T1 Terry » Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:06 pm
A man loses everything due to his drinking habits.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:06 pm
Shades Of Grey (a husbands point of view)
by Dot » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:08 pm
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The missus bought a Paperback,
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Perish the thought Dot, :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:10 am
Proof the world is nuts!!!
by Dot » Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:13 pm
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is...
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Pack of sookies
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Last post by Dot Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:19 pm
Don't trust spellchecker
by BruceS » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:34 am
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Hi Bob,
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
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Last post by Jim Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:52 pm
Vatican humour for a Sunday
by Dot » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:17 pm
After getting all of Pope
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:17 pm
Why are wedding dresses white?
by T1 Terry » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:04 pm
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
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Oh no you two don't :) trying to make me write to myself hey?
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Last post by Dot Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:05 pm
Teacher Arrested At Sydney International
by T1 Terry » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:19 pm
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A high school teacher was arrested today at Sydney's Kingsford-Smith International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a...
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OMG imagine his budgie saluting !!!
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Last post by Dot Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:13 pm
I bought a stick
by bob r » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:29 am
I bought a deodorant stick
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Last post by Chuck Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:05 am
Todays sarcasm post
by T1 Terry » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:09 pm
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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
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Another Fifty shades......
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:54 am
Helga's Diary On A Cruise Ship
by Dot » Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:00 pm
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
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tanks here---
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Last post by Keith Morris Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:50 pm
Kid comes home from school
by Dot » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:54 pm
A kid who came home from school and said: Mum, Dad, I learnt a new word at school today.
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Last post by Dot Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:54 pm
The Squirrell & The Grasshopper
by Dot » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:59 pm
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REST OF THE WORLD VERSION
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The Australian grasshopper thinks the squirrel is a fool because he should have stayed in his own country, he is not a naturalised or Australian born...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:40 pm
The world is full of smart asses
by Dot » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:13 pm
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.
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See you do learn something new every day here. Thank you for that David :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:05 pm
Daily toil
by Dot » Sun Feb 08, 2015 8:27 pm
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exercise.jpg
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I did try one of those trampolines but for obvious reasons :roll: it ended up as a dogs bed :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:36 am
Have you heard this one?
by Dot » Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:22 pm
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have you heard.jpg
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Then of course there is the partner dept store
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:27 pm
Ford Oil
by Dot » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:55 am
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ford oil.jpg
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Having a mechanic for a father was very convenient.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:40 am
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Last post by Chuck Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:42 am
The Irish Wrestler
by Dot » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:07 pm
Paddy , the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:07 pm
The Explanation
by Dot » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:06 pm
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Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
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Preacher (on a home visit to parishioner) :
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:50 pm
Tony's return award for the knighthood
by T1 Terry » Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:02 pm
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It didn't take long for the jokes to start, this one is from Casino John
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Love it. I don't think Sir Tony will be amused though. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:20 pm
Camera
by bugman47 » Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:25 pm
Two guys are chatting in their hospital beds;
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Last post by bugman47 Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:25 pm
Who said nursing homes were boring?
by Dot » Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:48 pm
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:48 pm
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:24 pm
No Sex After Surgery
by Dot » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:09 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:36 pm
Long Living Porridge
by Dot » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:19 pm
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of...
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Last post by Dot Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:19 pm
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