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How do they know these things?
by T1 Terry » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:08 am
Another classic from Casino John
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one Liners from Phyllis Diller
by bellett65 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:00 am
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:08 pm
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Kitchen help
by BruceS » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:40 am
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A caring husband sees that his wife is busy in the kitchen and offers to help.
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Hi.
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Last post by pop's coaster54 Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:02 pm
Good Morning...
by norman » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:07 pm
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MEDICAL UPDATE
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Knowing my luck she'd turn into an old boiler instead :roll:
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:00 pm
Message from the wife...
by norman » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:40 pm
Got home real late last night after a full day of golfing
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Last post by norman Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:40 pm
The Amazing Scotsman.
by Chuck » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:00 pm
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:00 pm
People today
by Dot » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:48 pm
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wed for002.jpg
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Unfortunately that is so true. The first thing is the video.
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:32 pm
A Few Gems Of Wisdom
by Dot » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:32 pm
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:32 pm
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:25 pm
Power failure...
by Chuck » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:07 pm
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We had a power outage last week and my wireless network, PC, TV, games console - and the lights - shut down immediately.
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Sorright Dot - she's seen it!! :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:42 am
Paddy...
by norman » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:54 am
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
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Last post by norman Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:54 am
Things you wish you simply hadn't said...
by Chuck » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:04 pm
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:04 pm
Amish at the elevator
by norman » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:29 pm
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A fifteen year
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:lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:55 pm
Aphorisms For The Year
by Dot » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:53 pm
It's not whether you win or lose,
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:53 pm
Miss understandings
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:38 pm
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:38 pm
Fred & Fiona Parking
by Dot » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:04 pm
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Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: Oh fat boy,...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:52 am
I Am, You Are, We Are Australian
by Dot » Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:47 pm
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Another one to offend someone somewhere.
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:?:
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Last post by Jim Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:10 pm
A Clever Kid
by Dot » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:10 pm
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:10 pm
10 Inches
by Dot » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:37 pm
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human body part
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:lol: :lol: :lol: love it
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:30 am
Lady at the Shrinks
by Dot » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:49 pm
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A woman walks into the shrinks office with a duck under her arm.
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Qwakers!!!
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:58 am
Hunting accident...
by Chuck » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:40 am
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Bloke was hunting skippy's down in the back paddock when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals....
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I am also in that orchestra. ;)
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:51 pm
Irish Sausage...
by Chuck » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:07 pm
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
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Another year older... ?
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:05 pm
Two Beggars
by T1 Terry » Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:29 am
Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:29 am
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