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Not a portrait
by Greynomad » Sun Oct 20, 2024 12:01 am
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The CEO of Dulux was yesterday found frozen to death on the summit of Mt Kozciusko.
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GoodGrief.jpg
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Oct 20, 2024 12:33 pm
You have a beef with me?
by Greynomad » Sun Oct 13, 2024 11:18 pm
I dropped into a cafe for a quick meal.
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Food fight
by Greynomad » Mon Oct 07, 2024 1:50 am
I was dining at a cafe last week when a food fight broke out.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Oct 07, 2024 1:50 am
Physio needed
by Greynomad » Sat Oct 05, 2024 10:13 pm
Saw a bloke the other day dragging a clam on a lead.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 05, 2024 10:13 pm
French cuisine
by Greynomad » Fri Oct 04, 2024 10:40 pm
I have long wondered why the French people eat snails.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Oct 04, 2024 10:40 pm
New pen
by Greynomad » Fri Oct 04, 2024 10:36 pm
I bought a new pen yesterday.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Oct 04, 2024 10:36 pm
Fears
by Greynomad » Thu Oct 03, 2024 11:57 pm
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I never carpooled to uni.
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When does a crap joke become a Dad joke ?
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:22 am
Genuine antique
by Greynomad » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:27 am
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I bought a genuine Van Gough coffee table at the market last weekend.
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Good one Vincent. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Oct 04, 2024 9:05 am
Norway
by Greynomad » Sun Sep 29, 2024 9:36 pm
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Did you know that Norway paints barcodes on its warships?
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Good idea I say, :lol: I reckon everyone should have a barcode when born, I might get one for when Dementia starts to set in . :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 29, 2024 10:17 pm
Sorry Dear
by 2foot6 » Sun Sep 29, 2024 9:52 am
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Don't miss the P.S. at the end
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P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:55 pm
Getting old
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 25, 2024 10:04 pm
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Getting old is tough.
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I could be wrong but I think there was a minus on the price…
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 28, 2024 7:46 pm
Corn(y)
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:46 pm
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Q: How much is a pirate prepared to pay for corn?
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Good one mate cheers
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Last post by RobertNotBob Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:54 am
Road Rage
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:28 pm
To the bloke who yelled angrily at me when I hooted him:
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 25, 2024 8:22 pm
Water anyone?
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 24, 2024 9:18 pm
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Two blokes walk into a bar.
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Oh dear Ray has found that ancient joke book again
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Last post by Busman Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:21 am
In the morning
by 2foot6 » Tue Sep 17, 2024 12:57 pm
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oops.jpg
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so now this post has been dedicated to our bladder and bowel habits? You would not believe mine so just guess away.
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 18, 2024 10:48 pm
win or lose?
by BruceS » Fri Sep 13, 2024 8:55 am
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I think the females have an advantage!!
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Now, now Monica, you might have been invited to a lot of day time TV shows, but all you ended up with was a dress with a stain on it and a bad taste...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Sep 13, 2024 10:48 am
OK ,WHO DONE IT?
by 2foot6 » Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:39 am
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What's worse, is they leaf it behind.
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Last post by jon_d Mon Sep 09, 2024 10:35 am
Kiwi Prostate
by Dot » Thu Aug 29, 2024 8:42 pm
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Wiremu, a Kiwi, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,
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Hey Dot that was a good one cheers Robert
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Last post by Dot Thu Aug 29, 2024 11:51 pm
Not Happy!
by Greynomad » Tue Jul 30, 2024 2:45 pm
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I was out driving the other day when the car in front stopped unexpectedly.
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what is.jpg
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Last post by Dot Thu Aug 01, 2024 10:27 pm
The Snail
by Greynomad » Thu May 23, 2024 11:17 pm
A snail, tired of taking so long to get anywhere, bought a flash sports car and had a big S painted on both doors to let people know that the Snail...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu May 23, 2024 11:17 pm
The broken clock
by Greynomad » Sun May 19, 2024 11:53 pm
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Q: What did the German watchmaker say to the Grandfather clock?
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Very good Ray. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Mon May 20, 2024 8:17 am
hillbilly hunting
by Dot » Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:20 pm
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home...
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The BMW lane
by T1 Terry » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:49 am
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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
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I probably should have read this post before I replied to the one in the EV thread. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:26 pm
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