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Very, very funny trapeze artists...
by Chuck » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:01 pm
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Be sure to watch this video to the end.
Here is a German trapeze couple who are somewhat different!
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They are very clever Chuck.........
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Last post by Chuck Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:49 pm
Men are such idiots...
by Chuck » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:42 pm
An old song can to mind when watching the attached.
Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your droopy eyes on the...
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Last post by Chuck Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:42 pm
Hero's like this...
by Chuck » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:18 pm
Don't find many Heroes like this one!!!!
On January 9th, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl standing outside the...
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Last post by Chuck Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:18 pm
Homographs !!
by Dot » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:21 pm
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Time to drive you all MAD!!
Dedicated to Ray and a couple of others ;) ;) ;) ;)
Homographs are words of like spelling but with...
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Only if it's our plans for the future going forward .
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:07 pm
Some one liners
by Dot » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:06 am
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to...
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:06 am
Paddy's emergency call
by Dot » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:53 am
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
ears and I tink...
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:53 am
He's my Brother
by Dot » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 am
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the...
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 am
Circumcised
by Dot » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:46 am
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch,
and not paying attention.
She went back...
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:46 am
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:44 am
Wise Old Women...
by norman » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:45 pm
An old Woman was asked, At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?
The wise one answered, Definitely Parkinson’s -...
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Last post by norman Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:45 pm
Captain Smithers...
by norman » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:42 pm
In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
After...
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Last post by norman Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:42 pm
How to hunt elephants
by T1 Terry » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:24 pm
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
EXPERIENCED...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:24 pm
It’s all to do with perspective....
by T1 Terry » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:02 pm
another Casino John classic
Helen and Leanne are out having a coffee and catching up.
So, how was your evening last night?
A disaster!...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:02 pm
Thinking
by bellett65 » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:51 am
What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the...
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Last post by bellett65 Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:51 am
Men's Workshop
by Dot » Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:09 pm
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WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due...
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You had better pray that Margaret doesn't see your post :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:58 pm
Cool and calm grandpa
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:37 pm
A woman customer in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It's obvious to her that Gramps has his...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:37 pm
Alternate meanings
by T1 Terry » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:29 pm
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The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
The following were some...
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I like that one. :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:50 pm
Completely & utterly pissed...
by Chuck » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:38 pm
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True story reported by an English bloke who was stopped - in France - by a Gendarme, and directed to undergo a breathalyzer test.
He lives near Le...
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And people wonder why the French hate the English. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
Good one Chuck.
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Last post by supersparky Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:04 pm
Fourteen percent...
by Chuck » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:27 pm
The relief manager of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called...
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Last post by Chuck Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:27 pm
How Is Norma?
by Dot » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:21 pm
A sweet grandmother
Telephoned St. Joseph 'S Hospital. She timidly asked,
Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:21 pm
Female Medical
by Dot » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:18 pm
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:-
Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that...
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:18 pm
A Scottish Romance
by Dot » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:47 am
(from Eddie )
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the
loch. For several minutes they...
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Last post by Dot Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:47 am
Crocodiles
by T1 Terry » Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:24 am
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Two crocodiles were sitting on the bank of Lake Burley Griffin near the houses of Parliament.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said 'I...
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Give that man a gold medal!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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