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Old geezers...
by norman » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:08 pm
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
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I cant help it, its the way they dress me.
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Last post by norman Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:59 am
Which book helped you?
by Dot » Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:19 pm
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book helped you most in your life?”
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..............but frogs Terry ?
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:41 pm
Ebay
by JohnM » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:48 pm
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Can any one tell me how to stop a bid on Ebay, I bid ten dollars on a cowboy outfit, and now find I am three minutes away from owning the Labour...
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I was going to ask about John needing a cowboy outfit but thought that best left alone, politics is one thing but dress-ups.....:lol:
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Last post by JohnM Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:29 am
Missing wife...
by Chuck » Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:16 pm
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Husband : My wife is missing.
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The wife has been missing for over a week, the police said to fear the worst, so I've had to cancel the golf game as I'm off back to St Vinnies to...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:22 pm
Chewing gum (one for Grizzy)
by Dot » Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:10 pm
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An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
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Well since I was born here, they would have to deport me to...... where I am :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:06 am
Rattlesnake
by Dot » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:36 pm
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went...
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:36 pm
Grammer Lesson
by Dot » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:59 pm
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Time for a clear, serious grammar lesson...
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:o ;) :P :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:03 am
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:57 am
The Bargain
by Dot » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:33 pm
Two Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi in Sydney.
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:33 pm
Lawyers
by Dot » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:29 pm
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:29 pm
Scottish wedding...
by Chuck » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:14 pm
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:14 pm
Squirrels.
by Chuck » Sun Jan 01, 2017 10:45 am
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town of Tarpon Springs, FL.
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Last post by Chuck Sun Jan 01, 2017 10:45 am
The Joys of Ageing!
by Greynomad » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:18 pm
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The Joys of Ageing!
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No Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:00 pm
Revenge is so sweet,
by Chuck » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:30 am
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A very cranky woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
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:D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: Good one Chuck.
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Last post by supersparky Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:19 pm
Heaven
by Dot » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:13 pm
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Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you...
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Monica??? :)
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:22 am
Little Johnny
by Dot » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:50 pm
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Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them...
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That joke has seen the rounds, last time it was Pauline Hanson :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:58 pm
Train ride
by Dot » Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:46 pm
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
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Last post by Dot Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:46 pm
Golden Syrup
by Dot » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:16 am
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy- dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so...
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T1,
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:58 am
Lifesavers
by Dot » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:11 pm
The company that makes the candy was testing possible new flavors.
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Last post by Dot Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:11 pm
The golfing nun
by bobk » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:49 am
Its an oldie, but I laughed again on re-reading it.
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Last post by bobk Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:49 am
Military moments...
by Chuck » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:33 am
During a lecture to a Military Combined Services Staff Officers' course the instructor posed the question:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:33 am
Wonderfully British
by Dot » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:52 pm
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In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
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British couple were sunning themselves on the Costa del Lotsa-Money, enjoying a glass of the good stuff on their balcony.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:19 pm
Some of you may have heard these before.....
by supersparky » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:41 pm
I dialled a number and got the following recording:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:41 pm
A Miraculous save
by Dot » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:43 pm
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DARWIN POST (Last Tuesday), Woman saves herself in Crocodile attack using a small Walking Stick.
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I bet she walked that way knowing full well that the crocodile was waiting there. Murderer!!!
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Last post by SteveW Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:55 pm
The Coach
by Dot » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:20 pm
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked,
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:D
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:00 am
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