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Understanding Uni degrees #5
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:24 pm
With a whole new batch of kids leaving school who have no interest in actually working for a living, uni offers the perfect escape. but what degree...
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Dead Crows
by John M » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:42 am
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Researchers for the Mullum Mullum Tunnel Authority found over 200 dead crows near Frankston recently, and there was concern that they may have died...
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I beg to differ on the crows vocab ability.. Remember Graham Kennedy's famous crow call fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:54 pm
At The Courthouse I Heard!!
by Dot » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:25 pm
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say Your Honor,...
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:25 pm
7 degrees of blonde
by Dot » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:58 pm
FIRST DEGREE
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:58 pm
Prostate check
by Dot » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:23 pm
NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:23 pm
She had the last laugh?
by T1 Terry » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:23 am
A man and woman were married for many years.
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Teaching Math in Britain
by T1 Terry » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:34 pm
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
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Last post by Dot Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:53 pm
The British Penny.
by Chuck » Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:11 am
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EU Directive No. 456179
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Chuck,
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:14 am
When God Created!!
by Dot » Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:58 pm
When God created
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Last post by Dot Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:58 pm
Oldie. But still worth a look....
by norman » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:39 pm
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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
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Hi.
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Last post by pop's coaster54 Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:26 am
Politically incorrect
by GregnDee » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:25 pm
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I'm about to take part in the Great Western Suburbs Run It's not an official race, I just stand outside the Lakemba shops & shout Allah is a wanker &...
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It's a boy, it's a boy he shouted as he ran from the Thai brothel.......
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:05 pm
April fool
by John M » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:13 pm
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Defense Attorney:
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But IT was MY birthday :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:32 pm
John Clease: state of the world!
by John M » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:41 pm
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from Miffed to Peeved. Soon,...
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But it ain't :|
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Last post by Dot Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:29 pm
Life Expectancy
by RussellB[SA] » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:34 am
Will I Live to see 80?
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:34 am
One Up For The Guys
by Dot » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:38 pm
This one was from Eddie T B R.
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:38 pm
How old am I?
by T1 Terry » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:13 pm
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A driller had a face lift for his birthday. He spent $5,000 and felt really great about the result. On his way home he stopped at a newsstand to buy...
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Don't want to be picky - I had a good laugh, but, why a driller ?
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:31 pm
A Little Wisdom...........
by Dot » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:25 pm
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A Little Wisdom goes a long way.When you give you will always get it back.
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Very clever Dottie.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:38 pm
Who Says Men Don't Remember
by Dot » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:11 pm
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed,
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:11 pm
An Australian Poem
by aussiegirl » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:52 pm
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AN Australian Poem
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Fond and otherwise memories of the thunder box in Nanna & Grandad's back yard, and the night man leaving a special splash if it was over filled or...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:18 pm
He said....She said......
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:31 pm
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He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
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I say On a promise are yu Terry ? :lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:31 am
the Pope & the Rabbi
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:50 pm
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An oldie but may be new to some
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:56 pm
Have a chuckle
by GregnDee » Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:18 am
A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me
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Last post by GregnDee Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:18 am
Something to upset everyone...
by norman » Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:17 pm
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
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I will take a look, skins pretty thick, unless it involves sheep, then i just may want to join in........
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:22 pm
God's Gift to man
by SteveW » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:38 pm
and Adam replied, Well, it's pretty good here, God. Beautiful scenery, plenty of food, fruit on all the trees ....but it's a bit lonely.
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